48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via traumatrae)
following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
(via coldforest)
So the XBOX ONE is almost literally a computer you plug into your tv right, just with a different, shittier features
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
(via potato-tots)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(via courtneydaustin)
im having a who can be louder contest with the school girls walking by my house singing nicki minaj and my speakers are winning and i dont think they like underoath
to save u the time u would spend reading this post, picture this: someone peeing on a pile of garbage
okay
In all fairness though I only think about it when I see her name on my dash so maybe I don’t miss them that much? who knows
>:0
This was my preemptive reaction because I knew you were goiNG TO HAVE A SNIDE RESPONSE
I miss the days when Sheila was in love with me
In all fairness though I only think about it when I see her name on my dash so maybe I don’t miss them that much? who knows
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have
More than a few and less than enough
