May 2013
thewrithingsouth:
thatfuckingcrowv2:
thewrithingsouth:
im having a who can be louder contest with the school girls walking by my house singing nicki minaj and my speakers are winning and i dont think they like underoath
to save u the time u would spend reading this post, picture this: someone peeing on a pile of garbage
okay
pterodactylsftw:
whitejak:
In all fairness though I only think about it when I see her name on my dash so maybe I don’t miss them that much? who knows
>:0
This was my preemptive reaction because I knew you were goiNG TO HAVE A SNIDE RESPONSE
pterodactylsftw:
whitejak:
I miss the days when Sheila was in love with me
In all fairness though I only think about it when I see her name on my dash so maybe I don’t miss them that much? who knows
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I miss the days when Sheila was in love with me
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have
What she said: I'm fine
What she meant: Mid or feed
What even is my life anymore
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I really want to start recording some music
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coldforest asked: Haha I bet your rain bed party was LAME
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You had so much potential and you just threw it away
You could have been a bright new star in the pitch black sky of competitive fighting games
but no
Netherrealm wouldn’t let you be what you could’ve been
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
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/tagged/babies looks a lot better on this theme
coldforest asked: I am rude WATCH'S GONNA DO ABOUT IT
coldforest asked: sorry you're not invited to my rain bed party
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fffcuk:
subternatural:
fffcuk:
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
How to be a better Magic Player: The Real 50 Rules... →
howtobebettermagicplayer:
Magic is actually about fifteen different games. Some of them don’t even have names.
You can lose before the game starts.
Your wallet can be part of the game.
The game can be played with the cards still in the binder.
The cards don’t always do what they say.
Your intuition…
shutupaubrey:
my body looks great with clothes on but once you start peeling off layers it all goes down hill
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cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
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kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
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rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM PUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME