November 2011
1 tag
PS, the scene in the nursery was badass
David’s like Thanks for this knife bitch
Nov 1st
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And then when someone ACTUALLY SAYS WAIT HERE
You fucking wander off Jegus
Nov 1st
1 tag
You people are DUMB AS SHIT
My town’s full of psycho zombies Carwash starts moving I think I’ll just stay right here
Nov 1st
October 2011
4 tags
Oct 31st
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Reblog if you're a "whatever I feel like posting"... →
daily-tumbles: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
55,775 notes
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Turned out WAY better than I expected.
I’ll post some pictures later after I clean up the holes.
Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
3 tags
Oct 29th
2 tags
Carving birthday pumpkins with the wife.
I take the top out of mine and she goes YES GUTS
Oct 29th
REBLOG THIS FOR FREE COMPLIMENTS
And I guarantee it won’t get 5 notes. Mwahahahahaha
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
2,345 notes
In the hallways at school →
daily-tumbles: You have… The popular girls: The popular guys: The sluts: The pervs: The nerds: The guidos: The stoners: That awkward PDA couple: That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class: The socially awkward kids: That kid wit da swag: That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous: And then theres me: Following this blog will...
Oct 28th
118,782 notes
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Fucking seriously, the Rangers need to hurry up...
Dammit
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
26 notes
2 tags
Gears of War 3 Loading Screen Tips
To win a chainsaw duel, rapidly press B have a better connection than the other guy.
Oct 27th
5 notes
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How Not to Gamertag: #17
No variations of the word “mercenary.” Including other languages.
Oct 27th
2 notes
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How Not to Gamertag: #16
If your gamertag has more than three numbers in it, you’re doing it wrong.
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
43 notes
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[Spoilers] And then Jade's like
Check it out guys I’mma die rq And then I’mma prototype my dead self. “o so jade y can no has god tier” BUT WAIT Because my dead self Is who would take over when I God Tier I just fucking God Tier Reach-Around Prototyped myself With a First Guardian nbd
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
5 tags
October 25, 2011
The day that all of the shit got fucking REAL.
Oct 27th
3 tags
This is why I don't care much for gambling. While...
Oct 26th
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You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very...
Oct 26th
3 tags
Apertures built into physical surfaces to reveal...
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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Considering playing guitar for you, Tumblr
Hmmmm
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
5 tags
PLAY GEARS WITH ME HERP DERP
Seriously. Right now. I’mma be on for a while. Send me an ask with your gamertag or some shit and let’s get this started
Oct 22nd
50 notes
2 tags
How Not to Gamertag: #15
If you’re such a lady killer, why are you on Xbox Live and not out getting mad pussy like your name suggests?
Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
1,194 notes
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Ezio is in Soul Calibur V
All of my wat
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
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Well, I should probably put some pants on now, I...
Pffffft As if
Oct 20th
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ALL OF MY MANAGERS ARE VOMITING
And I drank some of that Hawaiin Punch from the fridge in the break room Ffffuuuuuu I’m fucking next
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
238 notes
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I MADE LUKE SCREAM
I would post reaction GIFs but I HAVE NONE BECAUSE THIS FUCKING PHONE HNNNNNN all of you shut up
Oct 20th
swwaggadick: I really hate morning wood. :’| That is all. G FUCKING POY x9000 when it’s at FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS RAGING BONER TRY TO LASER A HOLE THROUGH MY GORRAM COMFORTER
Oct 20th
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Hate Niki Minaj. Hate Super Bass.
Know every single word
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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7 tags
Oct 20th
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