PS, the scene in the nursery was badass
David’s like Thanks for this knife bitch
And then when someone ACTUALLY SAYS WAIT HERE
You fucking wander off Jegus
You people are DUMB AS SHIT
My town’s full of psycho zombies Carwash starts moving I think I’ll just stay right here
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daily-tumbles: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
Turned out WAY better than I expected.
I’ll post some pictures later after I clean up the holes.
Carving birthday pumpkins with the wife.
I take the top out of mine and she goes YES GUTS
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And I guarantee it won’t get 5 notes. Mwahahahahaha
In the hallways at school →
daily-tumbles: You have… The popular girls: The popular guys: The sluts: The pervs: The nerds: The guidos: The stoners: That awkward PDA couple: That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class: The socially awkward kids: That kid wit da swag: That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous: And then theres me: Following this blog will...
Fucking seriously, the Rangers need to hurry up...
Gears of War 3 Loading Screen Tips
To win a chainsaw duel, rapidly press B have a better connection than the other guy.
How Not to Gamertag: #17
No variations of the word “mercenary.” Including other languages.
How Not to Gamertag: #16
If your gamertag has more than three numbers in it, you’re doing it wrong.
[Spoilers] And then Jade's like
Check it out guys I’mma die rq And then I’mma prototype my dead self. “o so jade y can no has god tier” BUT WAIT Because my dead self Is who would take over when I God Tier I just fucking God Tier Reach-Around Prototyped myself With a First Guardian nbd
October 25, 2011
The day that all of the shit got fucking REAL.
This is why I don't care much for gambling. While...
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Considering playing guitar for you, Tumblr
PLAY GEARS WITH ME HERP DERP
Seriously. Right now. I’mma be on for a while. Send me an ask with your gamertag or some shit and let’s get this started
How Not to Gamertag: #15
If you’re such a lady killer, why are you on Xbox Live and not out getting mad pussy like your name suggests?
Ezio is in Soul Calibur V
All of my wat
Well, I should probably put some pants on now, I...
Pffffft As if
ALL OF MY MANAGERS ARE VOMITING
And I drank some of that Hawaiin Punch from the fridge in the break room Ffffuuuuuu I’m fucking next
I MADE LUKE SCREAM
I would post reaction GIFs but I HAVE NONE BECAUSE THIS FUCKING PHONE HNNNNNN all of you shut up
swwaggadick: I really hate morning wood. :’| That is all. G FUCKING POY x9000 when it’s at FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS RAGING BONER TRY TO LASER A HOLE THROUGH MY GORRAM COMFORTER
Hate Niki Minaj. Hate Super Bass.
Know every single word