So I haven't been on Tumblr.
I think I just realized all of a sudden that y’know your blog is so quality jak that you don’t need to post anymore
"I don't know why you like that game so much. It's...
ezio-broditore: masterassassino: ssophoo: assassins-and-tributes: timelapse-zebras: My brother legit just said this about Assassin’s Creed.
My day? Fan-fucking-tastic.
This was a lot funnier in my head.
nutellaavenger: omg why is this on my dash, how did it come back. How
TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC: reasons twilight is... →
biococks: doctorscience: nachobragers: narutofan1411: nachobragers: only has 3 books unlike the 500 harry potter has like way to sell out bella swan is so relateable, shes the perfect american teenager. harry potter is just some smelly british loser. is britian even a… Y’all niggas postin’ in a troll thread
OH MY JEGUS
My phone has a widget with all the post types that will take me directly to a new post from my home screen
Taking dump in bathroom at work.
Been in here for maybe fiveish minutes. Been shittin’, lookin’ at tumblr on droidphone. Completely silent. Suddenly Hear a loud pathoonk in adjacent stall Holy fucking hell I’m not alone
Seriously. No one - and I mean, fucking no one - enjoys these stupid fucking tricks you do with our heads during the holidays. No one liked Big Head Beta weekend. No one liked the bunny heads for easter. No one likes the fucking pumpkins. And guess what? No one is going to like the santa hats for Christmas either. And so fucking help me, if my head turns into a turkey or a bowl of gorram...