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Chick'n on a Raft →

Skipper’s in the wardroom drinking gin, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) I don’t mind knocking but I ain’t going in, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) ‘Jimmy’s’ laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Been looking at m’ ‘comic cuts’ again. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Chorus: Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible...

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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you

Dec 21st

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