Chick'n on a Raft →
Skipper’s in the wardroom drinking gin, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) I don’t mind knocking but I ain’t going in, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) ‘Jimmy’s’ laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Been looking at m’ ‘comic cuts’ again. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Chorus: Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible...
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
Don't feed the trolls, Jak.
I know, but they’re so dumb
Anonymous asked: So how long did it take you to realize that HTML script doesn't work in the notes of posts? Idiot.
Gears DLC Thoughts
1) Glad I bought that 250GB hard drive all of a sudden 2)Holy jegus download faster
Hear "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" whilst walking...
SHOW YOURSELF, DOCTOR
What if Deja Vu meant that you lost a life and are... →
tyleroakley: THEN THEN I fucking suck at this game
Me: Hey, I totally want to mantle over this piece of cover.
Gears: Nah man, you totally want to run around this piece of cover.
At full speed! →
daily-tumbles: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do Hdbufndjcigjrivncj why can i not stop laughing