May 2012
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Me: (jokingly) I used to love you.
GF: But then I took an arROW TO THE KNEE OH MY GOD
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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GF: AMGASH READ THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD PLS
Me: Baby, you know I'm not a big fan of readi--
GF: NO IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL YU WIL DO IT
Me: I guess I could maybe think abo--
GF: FUCKING DO IT
Me: I'll --
GF: FUCKING
Me: Babe, I --
GF: DO
Me: If you would just--
GF: IT
Me: OH MY GOD ALRIGHT FINE
GF: FINALLY GOD
Me: GOD
GF: GOD
Me: -reads-
GF:
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GF: hey imma just reglob this huge spoiler
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU---------
May 1st
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April 2012
Apr 30th
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REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
jericho-swain: crusader-kayron: rickyfirehav: treybay: welcometogeektown: benedictatorship: i expect everything inapropriate ((ok, this again in my dashboard XD can’t not reblog! XD)) ((I’m sorry Swain, but you will have to answer ;3))
Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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someone-stop-alex: blackronswanson: I need a girl who has all the best qualities of Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, Ellen Page and Jennifer Lawrence and I need her NOW. I’m pretty sure Japan has a a website where you can design a doll with all these specifications. Perfect response is perfect.
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Let's Have An Adventure: undrworlddrms:... →
traumatrae: whitejak: undrworlddrms: traumatrae: Reasons why I’ve been saving up my money: FNM: $5 Midnight AVR Pre-Release Draft: $15 Saturday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 Sunday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 I’m going to be spending $70 on Magic alone this weekend. That doesn’t count the food I’ll be… BRO HOLD UP, TRY TRIPLE THAT Helvault Prerelease - $60 ($30 each) Sponsoring one...
Apr 27th
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Let's Have An Adventure: undrworlddrms:... →
undrworlddrms: traumatrae: Reasons why I’ve been saving up my money: FNM: $5 Midnight AVR Pre-Release Draft: $15 Saturday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 Sunday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 I’m going to be spending $70 on Magic alone this weekend. That doesn’t count the food I’ll be… BRO HOLD UP, TRY TRIPLE THAT Helvault Prerelease - $60 ($30 each) Sponsoring one other player for a...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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Oh my God I just barely avoided getting fired by...
I almost killed a man
Apr 25th
See what your followers think of you.
s-ketchz: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. ...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Guise. I wanna go play Skyrim.
wait-here: My boyfriend would be so proud. c; OH MY G SHE SHE SAID OH OH MY GOD GOD GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD, GUYS NO, BUT REALLY GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD SHE GUYS SHE SAID OH M GUYS SHE WANTS WANTS TO PLAY OH MY SKYRIM GOD I CAN NOT FUCKING HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW OR EVER HAPPIEST BOYFRIEND EVER I JUST GIHDJSFHRDJSHGDHFJDSHGHJFDAGHJKGFD
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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She DID try it.
Now we’re laying down on my bed listening to the ambient soundtrack. Bethesda — Practically Foreplay
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
Apr 19th
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traumatrae: unsavorywench: What the hell Trae you reblog that post and now the notifications keep coming why cause you’re a cyootie pie Contributing to more notifications
Apr 19th
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unsavorywench: I just sat up with my blanket over my back and my arms outstretched, yelling “PTERODACTYL!” rather loudly. And I wonder why I’m single.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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tyleroakley: hitmelikeafuckingman: hey have you guys ever realized the brain named itself
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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TG: i just wanted your advice on what to get him
TG: something sentimental i guess? but i mean im mostly tapped out of precious heirlooms atm so idk
TG: but not like anything coming on too strong
TG: something that says
TG: this is totes platonic and everything
TG: no eyebrow raising funnybiz is goin on over here
TG: but still says you know
TG: call me
TG: if you wanna
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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manaflooded: t2mtg reblogged your photoset: So let me get this straight… Blue gets Time Walk,… FLYING ANGELS,” HE SAYS AS IF THAT HAS EVER BEEN A BAD THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD It’s not exactly bad. It’s an alright card, but with a comparison of power level from the other rare/mythic rare miracles spoiled so far, it’s a downer. (maybe I was just expecting a bit too much, power...
Apr 17th
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P.P.S.
I’ve actually been playing Magic on and off for about five years, so.
Apr 17th
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youngadultwolf asked: wah wah i don't like the two-mana planeswalker and i've been playing magic for all of one year. you and traumatrae are the biggest faggots on the MTG tag.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Trade away last Huntmaster. Wake up next day. Amazing idea for RUG deck. Instantly come to the conclusion probably needs a playset of Huntmasters. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU—
Apr 16th
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traumatrae: mcdammit: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ^^^ ^^^^
Apr 15th
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DIE SO HARD MAHFUCKER'S WANNA REVIVE ME
Apr 14th