Me: (jokingly) I used to love you.
GF: But then I took an arROW TO THE KNEE OH MY GOD
GF: AMGASH READ THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD PLS
Me: Baby, you know I'm not a big fan of readi--
GF: NO IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL YU WIL DO IT
Me: I guess I could maybe think abo--
GF: FUCKING DO IT
Me: I'll --
Me: Babe, I --
Me: If you would just--
Me: OH MY GOD ALRIGHT FINE
GF: FINALLY GOD
GF: hey imma just reglob this huge spoiler
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
jericho-swain: crusader-kayron: rickyfirehav: treybay: welcometogeektown: benedictatorship: i expect everything inapropriate ((ok, this again in my dashboard XD can’t not reblog! XD)) ((I’m sorry Swain, but you will have to answer ;3))
someone-stop-alex: blackronswanson: I need a girl who has all the best qualities of Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, Ellen Page and Jennifer Lawrence and I need her NOW. I’m pretty sure Japan has a a website where you can design a doll with all these specifications. Perfect response is perfect.
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
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traumatrae: whitejak: undrworlddrms: traumatrae: Reasons why I’ve been saving up my money: FNM: $5 Midnight AVR Pre-Release Draft: $15 Saturday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 Sunday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 I’m going to be spending $70 on Magic alone this weekend. That doesn’t count the food I’ll be… BRO HOLD UP, TRY TRIPLE THAT Helvault Prerelease - $60 ($30 each) Sponsoring one...
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undrworlddrms: traumatrae: Reasons why I’ve been saving up my money: FNM: $5 Midnight AVR Pre-Release Draft: $15 Saturday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 Sunday AVR Pre-Release Sealed: $25 I’m going to be spending $70 on Magic alone this weekend. That doesn’t count the food I’ll be… BRO HOLD UP, TRY TRIPLE THAT Helvault Prerelease - $60 ($30 each) Sponsoring one other player for a...
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
Oh my God I just barely avoided getting fired by...
I almost killed a man
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s-ketchz: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. ...
Guise. I wanna go play Skyrim.
wait-here: My boyfriend would be so proud. c; OH MY G SHE SHE SAID OH OH MY GOD GOD GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD, GUYS NO, BUT REALLY GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD SHE GUYS SHE SAID OH M GUYS SHE WANTS WANTS TO PLAY OH MY SKYRIM GOD I CAN NOT FUCKING HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW OR EVER HAPPIEST BOYFRIEND EVER I JUST GIHDJSFHRDJSHGDHFJDSHGHJFDAGHJKGFD
She DID try it.
Now we’re laying down on my bed listening to the ambient soundtrack. Bethesda — Practically Foreplay
traumatrae: unsavorywench: What the hell Trae you reblog that post and now the notifications keep coming why cause you’re a cyootie pie Contributing to more notifications
unsavorywench: I just sat up with my blanket over my back and my arms outstretched, yelling “PTERODACTYL!” rather loudly. And I wonder why I’m single.
tyleroakley: hitmelikeafuckingman: hey have you guys ever realized the brain named itself
TG: i just wanted your advice on what to get him
TG: something sentimental i guess? but i mean im mostly tapped out of precious heirlooms atm so idk
TG: but not like anything coming on too strong
TG: something that says
TG: this is totes platonic and everything
TG: no eyebrow raising funnybiz is goin on over here
TG: but still says you know
TG: call me
TG: if you wanna
manaflooded: t2mtg reblogged your photoset: So let me get this straight… Blue gets Time Walk,… FLYING ANGELS,” HE SAYS AS IF THAT HAS EVER BEEN A BAD THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD It’s not exactly bad. It’s an alright card, but with a comparison of power level from the other rare/mythic rare miracles spoiled so far, it’s a downer. (maybe I was just expecting a bit too much, power...
I’ve actually been playing Magic on and off for about five years, so.
youngadultwolf asked: wah wah i don't like the two-mana planeswalker and i've been playing magic for all of one year. you and traumatrae are the biggest faggots on the MTG tag.
Trade away last Huntmaster. Wake up next day. Amazing idea for RUG deck. Instantly come to the conclusion probably needs a playset of Huntmasters. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU—
traumatrae: mcdammit: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME ^^^ ^^^^
DIE SO HARD MAHFUCKER'S WANNA REVIVE ME